Saddam Hussein Visits USA


Tensions Between Iraq and the PRC Escilate

The 5th president of Iraq, Saddam Hussein is now openly anti China after The Premier of the State Council of the People's Republic of China, Xi Jinping's insults to the Woomy 2020 movement. Bruh China bad lol, says Saddam. Xi apologized soon after his remark and is now desperately trying to improve relations between the countries.

Saddam Visits American High School to Rally Support for Woomy 2020

The man, the myth, the war criminal, Saddam Hussein himself has taken it upon himself to rally support for his favorite US 2020 presidential candidate, Woomy at an anti-vaccine gathering in the state of Florida. To win the hearts of the American population and support Woomy 2020, he delivered a powerful speech speech about how they should buy his pseudoscience products or else the world would end. He also unveiled his book, Bush Had ESP Hacks, at the end of his speech.

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